12.06.2009

LETTER TO A FRIEND BACK HOME

 

Dear Blackie
PERSON IN ROOM
, Well, here we are at the gooey
ADJECTIVE
Seaside Hotel in (the) Lighthouse Water Vain
A PLACE
. The weather is fluffy
ADJECTIVE
and the temperature is 998754
NUMBER
degrees. Our hotel room looks out onto a garden filled with bean
TYPE OF FOOD
trees and tropical socks
PLURAL NOUN
. The natives are all gay
ADJECTIVE
and spend their time fucking
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'
and riding their boobs
PLURAL NOUN
through the streets. Most of them only speak Swedish
LANGUAGE
, but I can communicate by making signs with my pickel-leg
PART OF THE BODY
. The local food is really tall
ADJECTIVE
. Mostly they eat long
ADJECTIVE
burritos and refried pills
TYPE OF FOOD (PLURAL)
. Our hotel only costs a hundred loopdeya
SILLY WORD (PLURAL)
a day. We are going to spend the week spanking
VERB ENDING IN 'ING'
and then come home. Wish you were here.

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Bryan