(a guy plays a joke on his friend:)
hey man you pissed me off, but I'll get you back
oh really? how?
you'll see
...a few hours later....
911?
I would like to report a murder.
has someone been killed?
i think so. i can see him laying on the couch through the window.
ok. where are you sir?
i am at 14234 oakland cove.
ok i am sending an ambulance and officers to your location, they should be there soon.
ok, thanks.
stay on the line sir.
...the firemen arrive...
see look, he is laying there on the couch, you can see him through the window.
your right. we have to break down the door.
ok. ready. one. two. three.
alright.
(the men walk up to the body on the couch, it's not moving, it seems lifeless, still.)
well. looks like he's dead.
yep.
yah.
damn.
well, someone bring in the stretcher.
(the man turns to get the stretcher. the body opens it's eyes and sits up and screams:)
what the hell are you guys doing in here?
oh my god!
ah!
holy fucking shit!
he's alive, shoot it!
no, wait i'm not alive. wait. i am alive.
he's alive! shoot it!
no, no, no, you dont understand. i'm alive!
oh god, someone shoot it before it infects someone else!!!
(the cops pull their guns out, pull the triggers. big flashes on the ends of the guns followed by tiny flags that says gotcha!)
oh shit dude, you just got FUCKED! thats right, your on live, in stereo sound, living color, you just got FUCKED!
oh man, you guys really got me!
i thought that would get a rise out of you.
hey, i totally got you my friend!
you did indeed, you crazy bastard. where did you find all those guys to be cops?
oh, well they are really cops and they really did shoot you good buddy, their guns just happened to have a feature that shoot out flags after you fire a round, pretty funny huh?
hilarious! wait, i'm dying?
yep, thats right good buddy.
oh no, that sucks, you played a joke on me and it ended up with me being killed, how sad, i'm angry!
oh shit boy, i got you again!
what? you mean i aint dyin?
hell no bitch, your as hot as the rest of us, 'cept for maybe the folks down there at 'da white house. but you boys know all about them damn yankees, dont cha?
wait, was that part of the FUCKED! show too?
nah, that last part is just for kicks mon ami.
well, that's fantastic good buddy.
the quality of relationships these days.
the madness of men.
the profitability of religion!
the joyous corruption of the red, white and blue!
the end of days!
the triumphant of evil!
i only see red!
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