Don't drink the Zombie by yourself, just a warning. Unless your alcohol tolerance is something like Ms B, then go right ahead.
Examples of things that can happen if you do:
Drunk texting Jesus for advice about love.
Waking up outside.
With Blackie
Really hungover with no pants on, which obviously means no keys.
I amend my constitution to say that I shall not drink alone and if I shall be consuming the zombie, I will take Chaser tablets always.
Shit.
At least I had fun.
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